No half and half affair, I mean

Well, it seems we're going up in the world. We've made a nice new hat for one the chaplains of Her Majesty the Queen. Off the record, naturally, but we're sure he wouldn't mind us previewing it here before delivery... Mother Prioress has been muttering away behind the pages of the Racing Post about 'ideas above their stations' and 'a hiding to nothing if the authorities find out'. We're sure they'd never be so unkind...